Squeehunter’s Blog

March 23, 2009

I’m tired

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 8:57 pm

I envy people whose faith doesn’t require that any proof or evidence. Mine doesn’t. I have to do “research” and have to sift through “bullshit” in order to see how well the faith holds up. It holds up pretty well too. You could accuse me of only looking at my side’s arguments but I check both. Not because I want to. I’d rather not have to think about it at all but a voice in my head tells me I have to. “What if they’re wrong, what if they’re wrong!?” it screams. I check right? Then I could be accused of finding fault in the opposing opinion but that’s not true. My own theology is shaped by both side’s arguments. Here are some things that I’ve learned through mostly honest research on both fronts. The main problems with the faith consist of this but they have good reasons:

1) Genesis isn’t literal of course but there’s a good reason. A few months ago, I attempted to rewrite Genesis using scientific facts and theories and it fell apart somewhere around the fourth sentence due to the c0mplexity. I realized “How the hell would people understand this story 3000-4000 years ago, if most people today can’t understand it?” There’s no way to even write it in simple language. I tried that and it turned into me mentioning gravity and the concept of space itself which turned into me having to explain these basic concepts making the book into the equalivent of a college science book. Then Genesis would be filled with “And the LORD said, let there be gravity/inflation/neucleosynthesis of light atomic particles, which you’ll discover in 3000 years so don’t worry about it, just trust Me.” The bottom line is this: YHWH wasn’t Elyon, the most high, God, quite yet. He had to compete with people’s beleif in other gods. He wanted them to know that HE created the universe and everything else in it in language they would understand. If it were written as a science book, people would say “They made all this up!” just as they say it today about it’s simple language. You might say “Why weren’t people just made smarter then?” Then that goes into the problem of why anything which I’m not dealing with.

Anyway, this view doesn’t rule out Adam, Eve and Noah etc. various varaitaions can exist. Maybe Adam and Eve were one of the few humans left after many died out (we almost went extinct tens of thousands of years ago) who ended up repopulating the earth due to the plentiful help of a lush area (garden). While a global flood was impossible, there’s nothing wrong with a local flood around Mesopotamia and Noah just putting all of the animals related to his survial and revelant sacrifical animals on a boat he and his family built. Maybe he didn’t even build a boat. Maybe he just tied a bunch of crap toghether or floated on some island of debris.

2) The Exodus wasn’t quite as grand as the Bible says but lines up very well with history once two concessions are made. By the way I have read both Dever’s and Finkelstein’s book on this so I’ve done my research. First, there’s no way 2 million people crossed the desert. That’s impossible.  The second is that you accept that someone fucked up the numbers when they wrote it, complied it, and got the numbers wrong and that it didn’t take place in 1400 BC but instead around 1270/60. When you make those two concessions, and read what the bible says about the events (Critics don’t seem to do that. Kind of like looking for Troy without using the Illiad which they did find after all these years.) everything falls into place. The Hyksos (Semites) invaded Egypt and took over sometime around 1600BC (I don’t remember and I’m not checking) and a large amount of Semites came and moved in too. There’s archaelogical evidence of Semitic settlements there at the time. They got kicked out, leaving the foreign Semites being surrounded by angry Egyptians. Joseph and his family came around at this time and settled and became slaves. There is also proof of this where there is a list of Egyptian slaves with half of the names being semitic. The plagues are all very possible due to a chain of natural events caused by God (a miracle of timing) and also the Egyptians have suffered natural disasters before so while this would be bad, it wouldn’t be all that “significant” to them. Moses then lead a group of slaves, probablly small, in a non-violent fashion (as said in the Bible) out to the desert and then you know the rest. You’d think there would be some mention of this somewhere but I checked all the writings during the time of Ramses II and they all seemed to be about battles or incriptions of how great (a dick) he was. Also, a small non-violent group of people leaving to go out to the desert would have slipped under that radar especially if they got away. Egypt is notorious of trying to erase bad memories *cough* Akhenanten.

40 years in the desert, dead Moses, and other things. Then we get to Joshua. The cities mentioned being attacked for the most part, all existed at that time and most weren’t destoryed and the ones that have show signs of it. Again, critics seem to think they wiped the map clean but they didn’t because they didn’t check the book of Joshua. I don’t remember the specifics of the accuracy of what was there and what wasn’t but it’s over 85%. Then we get to Jericho. Jericho is the mascot of this all being made up because there’s “no evidence of a settlement there during the early iron age.” That’s ture. In fact, it’s super true. There’s nothing there. It got eroded away. Everything from the middle bronze age on got eroded so yes, there is in fact literally no evidence. :P You might say, “Hey! How’d they attack all those Cannanite states owned by Egypt without Egypt retaliating?” First, the Amrana letters mention cities in Cannan asking for help from the Egyptians while being attacked by nomands but Egypt denied them help. Second, the highland settlements (the ones that the Jews took) aren’t as profitable as the fertile lowlands and Egypt wouldn’t want to waste their time on them. Third, the highlands are a bitch to cross. Fourth the Egyptians did retaliate. The Mernetmpha steele mentions the people of Israel (Not the state. It didn’t exist yet) have been defeated in about 1211BC. It fits well with the archaology since settlements from the area don’t show settlement to around that time. We also know it’s the Jews becuse in the late bronze age, the entire area of Cannan (highlands and lowlands) had evidence of pigbones. Then, at the time of when the Jews settle, pig bones are found in the lowlands, but not in the highlands where the Jews settled, proving that at least some part of the Law had existed at that time.

3) Moses didn’t write all of the first four books. Whenever Jesus mentions something written by Moses, he always mentions the law. The law was obviously at least partly in effect as I’ve just shown in Moses’s time so as long as the law was written by him, then Jesus is still right. Parts of Deuteronomy had to have been written after the Jews had been settled for awhile but it really doesn’t matter. I think what happened was Moses wrote the law and whatever else, and the priests ended up compiling it together and added some of the poetry and other things.

4) Ezekiel’s prophecy about the destruction of Tyre is correct when read correctly though I’m not getting into all of it. The beginning of the prophecy beings with God saying that he’s sending nations against Tyre and what “they” will do and then God’s going to do something bad to them. Then it switches to Nebuchadnezzar’s siege of the city which is backed up historically and while he didn’t destory the city, they did force it to be a vassal. Ezekiel never attributes the destruction of the city to Nebby. The destructions is handed back over to the the “they” nations since it says “they” twice. You could say this is an error or I’m reading too much into this (I thought that too origionally) but the next couple group these verses together referring back to the earlier verses about the multiple nations. So it goes like: God/nations – Nebuchandezzar – God/Nations. This works out fine but if you assume that the prophecy is true in the first place, it works out so much better. In the lines about looting treasure, it has to do with the other nations. Ezekiel writes later that there was no treasure to be found so Nebby had to go attack Egypt. It’s obvious that after a 13 year long siege that the treasures would be evacuated. The historical records of the time show that Tyre was made into a vassal state which makes perfect sense because if Nebby couldn’t find any treausres, destorying the city wouldn’t gain him any profits so he turned it into a vassal in order to suck tribute from it. The real clincher is that in the vereses about the other nations and the looting and the true destruction of the city, it says that the timbers and stones of the old city were thrown into the ocean. This is literally to the word what Alexander the Great did in order to build a causeway to attack the new Tyre that had moved to the island across the shore and he literally destroyed the city.

5) Ruth might have just been a historical novel but it doesn’t have much theological significance anyway.

6) The Star of Bethlehem wasn’t a bright star but a triple conjunction of planets which wouldn’t have been that impressive to look at but would have been to the wise men who were likely astrologers.

7) Mark 16:9-20 seems to have been a later addition to Mark. It’s likely that the origional was lost and someone added a new version. This has little significance on anything actually.

So there you go. I’ve considered the truthiness of Bible and I’ve made some concessions to those who argue against it but all it’s done in the end made my faith stronger since I can back up what I beleive with evidence and rational arguments. While my faith may not be as stable as those who I”ve mentioned before, it’s much more solid.

March 21, 2009

Song

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 3:28 pm

I’m On a Boat by Lonely Island is my new favorite song usurping Poker Face by Lady Gaga. Lonely Island is Andy Sandberg from SNL and two other guys. They also made Lazy Sunday if that helps you to know who they are. Some of the best lyrics ever exist in the song with T-Pain in parathensis.

“Fuck land, I’m on a boat motherfucker, (motherfucker)

Fuck trees, I climb buoys mother fucker, (motherfucker)”

They really like saying motherfucker on that CD (That’s right I bought it).

March 19, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 1:18 pm

I can’t find my Fallout 3 CD so now I have to download it. It’s really stupid but that’s what I have to do.

March 18, 2009

Best Youtube comment ever.

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 4:02 pm

NotedStrangePerson

I’ve been reading some of the comments (although I sort of wish I hadn’t) – we have people on YouTube who don’t believe in God but think dragons were/are real.

March 13, 2009

Unfunny comedians

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 10:30 am

I’ve been watching standup since I was 11, plus various other comedians throughout life and here are the two main reasons why some are unentertaining.

#1 Rampant social commentary – Social commentary makes up a good portion of what many comedians make jokes about but some people just get up there and preach. That’s you George Carlin. That also includes later episodes of Family Guy and more recent episodes of the Daily Show. I used to watch the later two to laugh at stupid things but now I feel like they need me to agree with them. Some of Carlin’s early work was kind of funny but his later stuff just seemed to be him yelling at the audience to agree with him. His fans seem to have been all of the people left who didn’t get mad and left beacause they got tired of hearing him. The way to judge this is if half of the comedian’s act is people clapping and wooing in agreement.

#2 Obvious hatred – This comes out sometimes in certain acts and it’s likely to offend some portion of the audience. This is just a bad idea professionally, since you’re going to need to attract as many people as you can to be sucessful. Someone goes there to laugh and have fun, not get pissed off and have to walk out half way through. This brings up Carlin again. The world is better off without him.

#3 Old comedains – After years of doing their job, some of them just seem to lose their edge. This can be seen the best when they begin doing family comedies.

#4 – Excessive dirtiness – I mean, excessive. I enjoy the occasional dirty joke but some take it too far.

Here are some examples of bad comedians…

Lisa Lampanelli – Yes, we know you like having sex with black men. Also, saying the c-word makes you edgy, right? You got a #4.

Bill Maher – A hateful bastard who fits perfectly into the first two categories.

Jim Carrey – The facial contusions have run their course. May suffer from #3.

Martin Short – I’ve just never seen what the big deal about him is.

Whoopi Goldberg – Was she ever funny either? I liked her in Ghost.

Kathy Griffin – I lover her stories until she catches #1, or #2.

Wanda Sykes – General unfunnyness with an annoying voice.

Dennis Miller – He’s funny sometimes but goes on a rant and beings to get close to #2 but not quite.

Screech – He suffers from #2 but it goes past his actual act.

Margret Cho – I don’t even know how to explain this one.

Bill Hicks – #1 and #2.

Sam Kinison – Just obnoxious.

Bob Saget – A #4.

Eddie Murphy – I never found his work all that great but he suffers from a #3.

This list is definetly not complete as I can’t remember the names of all of the acts I don’t like but here are often criticized comedians that I think are fine.

Carrot Top – He’s funny sometimes if you forgive him for movies he was in.

Dane Cook – Everyone’s punching bag today. His jokes are great but maybe people get tired of some of his idiosyncracies.

Carlos Mencia – The hispanic jokes got a little old but still good.

Gallagher – I thought he was funny even before I watched standup regularly. No one can beat hitting things with a hammer.

Sinbad – Same reason.

I didn’t mention a few people because they suffer from #3 but were great in their early days such as Steve Martin. Actually, he’s still great when he comes on SNL so I guess he gets a freebie.

March 12, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 12:21 pm

The internet is filled with three things. Porn, everything else, and then pictures of dead people with grievous injuries. There are more of those than you would expect. I’ve run into them before by accident (most bad things on the internet are found by accident) and then I just had to keep looking out of curoisty. I think it’s important that I did this so if I ever see a guy missing his head in person, that I don’t blow chunks. The thing that kind of eases the pain of seeing a dead person like this is that once they’re dead, they don’t look alive anymore. I know that’s how it works but you don’t see their pain so much if they’re not alive. Anyway, I’m bringing this up because of all of the zombies that I’ve killed lately. In every RE, if you’re lucky, you can take the head of a zombie clean off so I wondered, “Is this realistic?” Dear God, not even close. Zombie heads blow off clean at the neck but real people lose half of their head but then their face is still dangiling there in pieces. I’m now glad that zombie heads dissapear like they do. Games are often criticized for being gory but real gore is way way worse.

I did see Resident Evil: Degeneration and the first 5 minutes told me this was going to be much better than the non-canon live action movies. Everyone had their old voice actors yet Leon’s face just wrong. It was too stiff and they changed his nose and whatever. He actually had more expressiveness in RE4 in the in-game cutscenes. Curtis Miller’s G-virus transformation was pretty awesome. He transformed again and that was cool too. He looked a little bit like a verdugo though. He also only had two transformations while Birkin had like… five or something.

RE5 comes out in a few days and Degeneration really explained a lot of things leading up to it. Good news about 5. I’ve seen Lickers which means a return of the T-virus. Hopefully actual zombies too. Actually, that means there were zombies since zombies turn into Lickers under the right circumstances. Also, at the end of Degeneration, a TriCell worker picked up the tail of Curtis Miller which means the G-virus will also be in 5. In one of the trailers, someone from TriCell injects Wesker with some kind of vial. I’m thinking it might have been the G-virus but Wesker is powerful enough already with whatever type of T-virus he got during RE1. It’s probablly a plagas so he can control the ganados.

March 10, 2009

Cloning is still bad apparently.

Filed under: religion — squeehunter @ 10:01 am

Obama lifted the ban on stem cell research and while I’m totally against harvesting babies for whatever reason, my urge for the greater good makes me accept that we can spare some babies to give some paralyzed people the ability to walk again. Sure would suck if it doesn’t work on humans though. I guess it would be a bad harvest then. As far as I know, they use fertilized embryos that would have been thrown out anyway from those invitro-fertilization places which sounds like it makes it all okay until you remember the “…would have been thrown out anyway…” part.

One thing that I thought was strange was that Obama still didn’t allow cloning of these embryos to be used for this purpose. So, using innocent embryos (pretty much killing them) for research is okay, but cloning them for them to be used in the same way is somehow “immoral”.

By the way, I didn’t research any of this. This is just what I heard from the news. Whaaatever.

I want to buy a gun

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 3:42 am

Of course my parents wouldn’t let me have one since I still live with them but one day I will. I’m not sure what kind. I guess I would start off with a handgun. I have my favorites but I need to look at prices too. I don’t know much about them so I’m judging them purely on looks which means I want the weirdest looking one they make. I’ve never been a fan of the right to own one but I might as well exercise it while I still do. Plus, they’re cool and the world may end soon so it can’t hurt.

One of the guns used throughout all the Resident Evils is the 9mm Beretta (not sure what model) and they’ve always looked nice to me.

Games of course are going to affect my descisions which is why I plan on getting one of these too.

March 9, 2009

I can’t sleep

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 6:59 am

I just ate a bunch of pasta to try and make me tired but it’s not really working.

I need to get back to designing that game I wanted to make sometime in the future about ancient civilizations. I got some illustrated books to give me an idea. Hmm. Maybe I can scan them in and make a mockup of what it would look like by animating them.

A novel idea I had was to have an option for how your first humans would be created since the game starts at the very beginning. In the options you could set them to match your beleifs and they would be:

Evolution: You start with an ape and it quickly grows into a human.

Theistic Evolution: The disembodied hand of God pokes your monkey who then grows into a human.

Creationism: Your human gets made out of clay like in Genesis.

Aliens: You get beamed down by aliens or an alien nudges your monkey and turns him into a human. Maybe they’ll send down a monolith or something.

I might rename them to Natural, Seminatural, Supernatural, and Extranatural. Maybe I’ll throw in something weird like them coming out of a time portal or all of the humans used to be gingerbread men.

Filed under: Uncategorized — squeehunter @ 12:35 am

My computer died a few days ago so I resusscitaited it and installed Vista. It runs fine. I like that everything has a new layout. Not much to say about it really.

Church was fun but Kelly couldn’t make it. We read a play from the Book of Esther and had some food since it was Purim in a couple days. I had been wanting apircots all day and I just happened to be given an apricot filled pastry. The Prabbi (Pastor/Rabbi) told us a funny story about how the real synagogue down the street demanded that we take our Star of David down since we’re technically Christians (but Jewish). He wouldn’t do it so they got an old Orthdox man to talk to him but he wouldn’t budge. It is kind of sneaky putting a Messianic church on the same road as a real snynogogue but that’s the way it works.

I just had to move a couch out to the curb for trash. The couch I had always dreamed of having my first kiss on. Whatever I actually have it on (or if I’m standing up), right before I do it, I’ll designate that piece of furniture or floor or ground that one I always wanted it on.

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